BITCH CAN’T HAVE BOTH.
fieldoftrenzalore: when you want to free someone’s slaves and they say no
strawberry-taffy: o mfg so the lgbt club at my school put up a huge billboard in the hallway titled “fifty shades of gay” look its a rainbow collage made up of gay people thats cool really cool
averypotterurl: neildegrassetyson: Who is the most attractive US president of all time? It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES #MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
dqdbpb: we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
nagaytokomaeda: proladykilla: nagaytokomaeda: will you vincent van gogh out with me how about vincent van no…… vincent van oh…..
runningwithguts: snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period i hope this has been educational Stupid reblogs on Tumblr don’t usually make me actually laugh, but this? I could NOT. STOP. LAUGHING.