a hell of a good universe

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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— 10 hours ago with 398334 notes

unclefather:

i send myself anon hate because it cuts out the middleman and i can directly fight the hater

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— 19 hours ago with 675 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

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— 19 hours ago with 78479 notes

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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— 1 day ago with 239400 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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— 1 day ago with 270374 notes