a hell of a good universe

apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

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— 12 minutes ago with 224183 notes
"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
— 28 minutes ago with 177579 notes
"

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

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— 20 hours ago with 39250 notes
"You have to be odd to be number one."

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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— 21 hours ago with 159836 notes

evgeniemalkin:

freedom14movement:

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im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.

arab peooplleee!

I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill

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— 21 hours ago with 96013 notes
hipsterinatardis:

princessanimu:

they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once

This is the opposite of a problem.

hipsterinatardis:

princessanimu:

they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once

This is the opposite of a problem.

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— 1 day ago with 152334 notes